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If your furniture, appliances, and other inanimate objects at home had feelings and emotions, to which item would you owe the biggest apology?

I have quite a few household objects that I could apologize to; the two ottomans, the lowest stair of our staircase, almost every chair leg that we have, they all have an issue with me. Why would they be angry with me or disappointed at the very least? I left them alone with Rex our German Shepard (who passed away) when he was a puppy. He had massive teething issues and separation issues. I used to joke that Rex had eaten our house during his toddler phase. It had gotten so bad that I used to bring him with me to the school where I used to work for a few hours a day and I used to worry that Rex was eating my car while I was inside teaching the little ones, but he stayed patiently waiting for me without incident. I still miss our Rex. Our household items seriously don’t miss Rex; they all love Jack, did not love Rex.