You receive a call from an unexpected person. Who is it, and what is the conversation about? Go!
This is former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, may I please speak with Laurie. Oh this IS Laurie. Hi how are you? The reason why I am calling is because I have finally had the time to catch up on all of my correspondence and I read your letter of introduction along with your resume. I have to say that your letter was so charming, I really got a good sense of what you are all about. Your resume while short is quite varied, what I most enjoyed about your resume as well as your letter, is how much you enjoyed your time teaching, as you put it, "the little ones". So in honor of that, I am happy to be offering you a position within my foundation for children. You mentioned how much you enjoyed my book It Takes A Village and that is pretty much representative of what my foundation is all about and I honestly feel that you would fit in very nicely and bring a lot to the foundation as well. So what do you think Laurie? Do you need some time to think it over and discuss it with your family? Can you come to New York and meet with me? Laurie.. Laurie..did I lose you.. hello? hello..
I am lying on the floor passed out from the shock of hearing Hillary Clinton ask for me.
Laurie..Laurie.. oh dear I should call back..hello