Top Ten List
number 10. You can’t top David Letterman’s top ten list
number 9. Not everything is for everyone
number 8. Most top ten lists are tourist traps
number 7. Many of them are too expensive
number 6. You feel left out of the top ten beauty list
number 5. You feel excluded from the top ten rich people
number 4. You feel stupid not having attended a top ten school
number 3. You feel shallow for caring that you are not on a top ten list
number 2. Who honestly cares about the top ten of anything
number 1. Top ten lists are stifling.