I’ve had so many unhealthy meals in my lifetime from which to choose, that I’m trying to recall a memorable one. I remember one Easter break during elementary school, my best friend and I were about 12 at the time, my mother was working and I was to stay inside with my little sister. My best friend came over and when it came to lunchtime, we decided that we needed to have a feast, courtesy of the corner deli. So we scrounged around in my top drawer, my little sister pitched in her savings, and meanwhile my best friend ran back to her house to check out her piggy bank. All in all we came up with $7.00 dollars and off we went, the three of us to Steve’s delicatessen.
We ordered 3 heroes with turkey, provolone, lettuce, tomato and mustard. That wasn’t so unhealthy, it was the rest that accompanied the heroes that made this a crazy junk food feast. We grabbed brownies, the ones that are packaged individually with the nuts on top of the frosting, we then grabbed ring dings, hostess cupcakes, ding dongs, suzy-q’s, powdered donettes, chocolate donettes, and Twinkies. We then systematically went through the chip aisle, grabbing Wise barbecue chips, sour-cream and onion, garlic and onion and my ultimate favorite Wise onion rings. We needed to grab drinks to wash all of this smorgasbord of unhealthiness down. So we grabbed 2 big bottle of diet Pepsi. Believe it or not, all of this food came up to cost just under $7.00 . Of course, we are talking about 30 years ago, but still, $7.00 would buy you one Subway sandwich. Ah, the good old days.
The 3 of us ran back to my house, and we started to pig out. I out-ate both my sister and my best friend, but I suffered the consequences later that afternoon and throughout the whole entire night. I didn’t get sick but I felt like an over-stuffed turkey, I couldn’t move, I could just lay there on my side making sure that my stomach was not constrained in the slightest. It was painful and I vowed to never do it again. I meant that vow until the memory of the discomfort and feeling of illness faded into a dim memory.